55 girl confessions

1. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
oh, immensly so

2. A big poofy dress or a short party dress?
the big poofy dress is great with a bit of a breeze when you arent wearing underwear... but the short party dress is better if you are going to be sitting down in a public area.

3. What would you do if you received a long love letter?
read the first couple of lines just to get the jist of the letter and then make up my own ending.

4. Group dates or single dates?
group dates, the more the merrier. when i get my thang on noone can resist and the date just becomes a giant clusterfuck as my genitals become a black hole, sucking everyone towards them

5. Do you hate it when guys act different around their friends?
oh gosh, yes, its so annoying

6. Are diamonds a girl's best friend?
girls are like magpies... if its expensive and glitters, they want it

7. Is your hair up or down today?
i just woke up, so its perfect

8. Do you straighten your hair?
i just pat it down flat with my hand

9. Favorite mascara?
anything black? but it cant clump

10. Do you get your nails done?
a quick fight with a lawn mower and they are looking awesome

12. In your bag, what are your must haves?
no bag, but im working on it, just gotta find one i like...
i didnt know it was gonna be so hard to pick out a bag. i will try to resist hanging shit on girls for spending so much on so many different bags

13. Jeans or trackies?
jeans.. always jeans. trackies are the bane of normal society.. unless you go to TAFE, Uni or are a bogan, then its ok.

14. Do you wear clothes/shoes/jewelry that's uncomfortable?
clothes are uncomfortable but apparently there is some law that says you have to wear clothes in public.. how annoying is that?

15. Do you text message a lot?
no, but your mum does.

16. What would u do if you got pregnant?
id get a firepoker and have a quick jab and then id huff and puff and quiffe that little tyke out and then make a smoothie (smoothies are great for the thighs)

17. What's your favorite color (s)?
black and blue... just like your eyes

18. Heels or flats?
heels.. just so that i can slip and twist my ankle and never walk properly again.

19. Did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
only if there is someone watching

22. Do you wear collared shirts?
they are good for collecting lipstick smudges

23. Do you like preppy boys?
i prefer them older.. year 1 or 2

24. Do you think lip gloss is the best?
meh... dont wear it, cant say.

25. Do you own any big sunglasses?
apparently there is an inverse rule about the size of your sunglasses...

26. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
i was born ready

28. Do you like skater boys?
only when they are a bruised and bloody pulp laying in the gutter.

29. Do you often wish there was something you could change?
like poverty? world peace? sure
increase da poverty and abolish world peace

30. Gold or silver?
silver, it kills them dead.

31. Do you like to receive flowers?
no, i deflower

33. Do you dress up for the holidays?
i usualy dress down.. or not at all

34. Do you like to wear dresses?
only in the evenings, my rags are really heavy in the morning but i go to riches in the evening and WHAM.. looking sexy

35. On a scale of 1-10 how much do guys confuse you?
about a 6

36. In the last 48 hours have you hung out with a guy?
yup, i hung out with my guys (omg, i know more than one guy!) last night

37. Would you date a guy shorter than you?
im fairly tall and most hot guys are shorter than me

38. Do you like to hold hands?
only so they cant run away. when they are unconcious, not only cant they scream but they cant run away so there is no longer a need to hold their hand (or cover their mouth)

39. What is the youngest you would date?
twenty, seven year olds

40. What is the oldest you would date?
twenty seven year olds

41. What do you notice when you first meet a guy?
how short they are.. its mildly disturbing to meet walking headjobs.
you get distracted from the conversation so easily thinking about what would happen if you ran around a corner naked and they were standing there...

42. Is it hott when guys sweat?
it usualy is quite warm.. or they have been exercising... why else would they sweat??

43. What is the best feature in a guy?
their inability to comprehend elaborate sentences that are designed to confuse and infuriate.

44. Do you like making eye contact?
with my fist.. nothing like a punch to the face to show who is boss

46. Would you kill for chocolate?
only if its melted into a nice sauce, pouring chocolate sauce all over their dead body and then slowly licking it off really excites me

48. On a scale from 1-10 how fun is shopping?
its always fun to go shopping and pick out things that would freak out the checkout chick, grabbing things like a large box of condoms, the largest tube of lube, maxi tampons, a small watermelon and a large fresh fish.

49. Do you freak out if you miss your favorite shows?
hell yes, im so glad i dont have any favorite shows or id be freaking out all the time

50. Do you yell a lot?
YES! YES! OMG, RIGHT THERE!

51. Do you wear sweatpants/pajamas to school/work?
all the time, in my line of work its usualy pajamas at the start of work and then by about halfway through im BARE BUCKING NAKED

52. Have you ever dressed unlike yourself to impress a guy?
posing is all about being someone else. but usaly its about pretending to be a statue

53. Do you write a lot of mushy love poems?
human flesh is often the best place to write mushy poems.. its mushy but not too mushy. i dont know if youve ever tried to write a mushy poem but trying to write it on mashed peas or mashed potatoes just doesnt work

56. did you realise that stupid noobs have been deleting questions that they dont want to answer rather than just skipping them so now there isnt 55 questions to answer?
i wrote question 56